Funny Birthday Quotes – Big Collection of Funny Quotes for Birthdays that will make you laugh

Are you looking for a funny birthday quote for a birthday card?

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Here we share several funny birthday quotes that we are sure will put a smile on your face.

Always be considerate of the recipients’s feelings when sharing any of these quotes, and make sure that they have a good sense of humour.

If you think they will like it, these funny birthday quotes are perfect for a friend or relative, like a sister or a brother.

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Funny birthday quotes

Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!


Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!

You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!

Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!

F. Scott Fitzgerald

One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!

Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up in the hospital.

Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Here’s to being immature for a lifetime.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!

Here is a hug! Happy birthday!!!! PS: I’m broke!

On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible, because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

It is said that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest. Birthdays are great. Happy birthday, dude.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.

I can never forget your birthday. It always comes after the day you remind me of it. Happy birthday.

This birthday means it’ time to start treating your kids like gold. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon.

I can’t believe you’re 50. You don’t look a day over 49 and a half.

The secret to staying young is lying about your age. Happy Birthday!

When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!

Act your age not your shoe size.

I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost

I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.

When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Happy Birthday!

Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

Jennifer Yane

Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

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